My Crappy Computer

I have a Compaq Presario 6000. I bought like almost 10 years ago.
I don't have a picture to send because when I try to download pictures anymore it screams at me and shuts off!! Every now and then it works, but I just don't even try any more.

This is my only computer. How sad? I know, it's horrible. I am recently divorced and decided to go back to school via online...what a joke. My computer is kinda like Christine, the car from the book by Stephen King...it has a mind of it's own. The computer decides when it will work and when it won't . Strange and scarey noises (screams) come out of it and it over heats and turns off. The moniter doesn't stay on ...I have to wedge a paper clip inside the button so it will make contact and stay on. Sometimes the curser will jump all around the screen and I'm not even touching anything.

I think this thing needs to be sent to the computer cemetary and I need a new one quick!